Common Mistakes during Ramadhan

Ramadhan Kareem!

Let's share some of my observation about common mistakes made by us during this blessed month for us to improve the quality of our ibadah during this beautiful month:

1) We put fasting (siam) higher than prayer (solah)
We can abstain ourselves from eating, drinking & having sexual intercourse during the day yet at the same time 85% of us are not performing the prayer.

2) We chase the non-obligatory (sunat) ibadah while neglecting the obligatory (wajib) ibadah
We race to reach the mosque in time for tarawih but could not be bothered to stop by mosque for our obligatory 5-time-a-day solah.

 3) We are so pumped-up during early Ramadhan but eventually fade out before the end of Ramadhan
During the first week of Ramadhan, mosque is overflowing but what happen during last week of Ramadhan?

4) We spend excessively during Ramadhan

5) We eat like there is no tomorrow

6) We become lazy & uninspired during the day
During Prophet SAW Muslims are actually going to war but today we can't even fast while competing for meaningless Olympic, what a shame!

May ALLAH grants all of us blessing (Rahmah), forgiveness (Maghfirah) and ultimately free us from hellfire (An-Nar) amen!

EURO 2012

Salaam Jumuuah Mubarakah!

We are now reaching mid point of 2012, how time flies!  With  Ah Jib Gor still can't make up his fickle mind, the election talks are stale now.  So let's talk something more interesting than the color of Big Momma's handbags, the European Championship 2012 @ EURO12.

We have reached the end of EURO12 and the stage is set for Spain and Italy to battle it out for the ultimate price as the King of Europe in three days time.  Before i give my prediction for the final let's give my first XI based on preferred system of 4-4-2 (I'm a traditionalist & nobody really knows how to play "false 9" unless Pep is your manager & Messi is in your team!) ;

Goalkeeper: Casillas
Left Back: Alba
Centre Half: Hummels
Fullback: Pepe
Right Back: Arbeloa
Left Wing: Ronaldo
Defensive Midfielder: Schewieni
Offensive Midfileder: Pirlo
Right Wing: Silva
Forward: Ozil
Forward: Balotelli

Spain:  As a avid Espana supporter i want them to win it all.  But so far they have been boring team which will keep the ball for so looooooong & frustrate the opponents via tiki-taka.  There is no element of surprise in their style of plays & this is boring to watch.  Also Vicente Del Bosque's emphasis on defending make them look like the old fortress Italian team.

Italy:  Italia had been the most outstanding & entertaining team for EURO12.  The old Italian way of building a team with the defense had been successfully discarded by Cesare Prandelli.  With Andrea Pirlo @Steven Tyler's Twin pulling the strings in the middle of the park & Crazy Balatolol keep scoring from impossible angles they are joy to watch. Their style of play makes them the most interesting team to watch.

Result:  Italy will win the final by 2-0 IF Balatolol can keep his cool & be on the field for the entire match!

What can u do with 500K in Malaysia?

Salaam, Jumuah Mubarakah!

Top Ten things u can do with 500K in Malaysia! (dedicated to David Letterman)

1) u can buy 250,000 packet of nice nasi lemak bungkus kosong for rm2 each!
2) u can buy 20 unit of PPRT housing for RM25k a pop!
3) u can buy 10 entry level proton wira 1.5 auto for about rm50k each!
4) u can sponsor about 100 tahfiz students for a year for RM5K per year!
5) u can settle about 3300 speeding summons at rm150 per summons after discount!
6) u can buy 100 kriss modenas for rm5k each!
7) u can buy about 50,000kg of ikang kembung for RM10per kg!
8) u can sponsor about 25 haji & hajjah for about 20K per head!
9) u can buy about 100,000 kg of sawi for about rm5 per kg!
.....and the best thing that u can do with 500k in Malaysia is u can buy a plate number!

Knowledge: The Basis of Islam

"Read, in the name of your Lord who created (all things)" Al-Quran 96:1

Jumuuah Mubarakah! Today let us go back to the root of Islam, knowledge.  The Almighty ALLAH's very first revelation in Quran is read ie to seek knowledge! HE asked all of us to seek knowledge first before anything else.  HE knew that this will be biggest problem faces by Muslims.  Most of us will follow blindly what was being practiced by our forefathers without even understanding the purpose of ibadah.  For example, most of us (myself first & foremost) blindly pray 5 times a day without even understanding what is being recited during our prayers.  Net effect, we pray but still committed multitude of sins due to the fact that we do not understand the very purpose of our prayer. So today, ask ourselves how much do we really know about our own religion?

ps; sorry for one week MIA, just got my new laptop :)

Hanif Omar: Tikus Membaiki Labu

The desperate Najib government announced that ex-IGP, Genting Director, Quran quoting Hanif Omar will be heading a six-man panel to investigate police brutality during BERSIH3.0. My my my what do we have here? An ex top cop investigating the current crop of cops to determine whether police had breached its' duty & acted beyond its' power during that fateful rally.  With all the video evidence on the web, you tube etc why the hell do we need this panel.  Another wayang kulit melayu show with same old story & tok dalang.  Pls spare me the misery!

ps:  i finally have followers, khir 1 & capt amizi ahmad!  thank you & the rest feel free to join thanks!

Rahim Noor: Ex-IGP, Convicted Criminal & now Mufti

Suddenly out of the blue, Rahim Noor the ex-IGP, Anwar's beater, PERKOSA'S patron & convicted criminal came out of his hiding & gave his edict(fatwa) that our beloved Tuan Guru Nik Aziz(TGNA) is the father of non-believers("bapa kafir') for supporting & promoting BERSIH3.0.  So now he's a mufti! Few days before that his old puppet master ("tok dalang''), che det had denounced TGNA as collaborating with Anwar Ibrahim in using BERSIH3.0 to topple democratically elected government.  Yes, only in  Malaysia we can topple a government & all its' might by using yellow shirts, mineral water & salt (maybe pepper will be useful here)!  We know that you a dog & a dog will always obey its' master.  Just please make sure your are obeying the correct master for you'll answerable to HIM on the judgement day not to UMNO, che det or anybody else! Salam!

Fatwa: Irony

So going to the demo to ask for clean elaction is haram but beating defenseless rakyat who are asking for clean election is halal?  this is the problem with islamic clerics when they start pussy footing with the leaders, the corrupt ones that is.  mufti is supposed to give his edict based on what Quran, Hadith & Ijma' agreed upon not what your political masters wanted to hear.  Islam is above & beyond everything! Islam controls its' followers not the other way around.  Also where are these muftis when the corrupt leaders screwing with our money, country and future; PKFZ, NFC, SCORPENE et al!.  Just a word of reminder to the so-called muftis; your size of the brains are not determined by the size of your "serban".  People are watching your words & you better be careful with what you say for your are supposed to the learned ones not the laughing stocks. Salaam!